Fake Slenderman and Pedophiles Haunted Last Night's CSI:Cyber

"We never should have gotten them those phones!" a desperate mother cries after her sons run away because of a dastardly app. Ah, CSI:Cyber. After last week's bilious Black Lives Matter episode , this shit train is back to its regular "Did an Old Man Write This After Watching Dateline?" brand of nonsense.